Script

Good! But are we gonna do the epilogue? We do it on the news with Anita or someone saying "ANd now for the 6 o'clock news. A live gingerbread man which escaped from the set of Master Chef is wreaking havoc in the community and is now second on the most-wanted list after the Big Bad Wolf.

Um Hi guys i really like the way annie and bec have both changed and added to the script I wrote thanx for keeping the idea I just read both and I think we should combine it together ie add some take some off?!  I like it =D  ...hmmmmm......there was sumfing i was about to say.....but i forgot ><.....i tell u guys tomorrow or wen i do remember ^^  This is my script. It's just like Annabelle's and Caroline's but i've fixed it up to make it more like Masterchef. When the FGM coughs when she says 'natural environment' she coughs because we are probably going to do it on my patio and although it's outside it has a roof and a tiled floor so even if it's raining we will remain dry. Yeah but we'll get the sound of the rain on film. ANITA, THAT'S UR CUE!

__ Fairytale Masterchef __ __A parody of all fairytales and Masterchef__

//I think we should make it FairyLAND Masterchef. //

contestants will be doing the Invention Test. This is a test where they are given one ingredient and have to make a wonderful meal that includes this ingredent. Now let's reveal this week's ingredient [dramatic music] //[drum roll]// SUGAR!!!!! Now, Cinderella, what are you intending on making? ||
 * FGM || [cough] Um, are we on camera? ||
 * Grace || Yes, Tulip ||
 * FGM || [YELL] DON’T EVER USE MY FIRST NAME!!!!!!!!! [smile angelically] Good evening and welcome to fairy tale master chef where Fairytale Characters come to show there cooking expertise in a natural [cough] environment. Today we have two very special contestants Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood, who is standing in for sleeping beauty who I am sad to announce, has yet again pricked her finger on her sewing machine and is in a coma. Now, on a happier note lets meet our contestants. [turns to Cinderella] Cinders, how do you feel about being on Fairytale Land’s most famous cooking show? ||
 * C || First of all, please don’t call me Cinders- it reminds me too much of my ugly stepsister [shudder] and Second of all I feel incredible honoured to be appearing on this fantastic snow [smiles daintily] ||
 * FGM || Well…..How about you Little Red Riding Hood? ||
 * LRRH || [talking on mobile phone] [arrogant] //[American accent] // Oh, were you talking to me? Yeah well, I feel pretty confident…my grandma taught me a few recipes once I found out I was going to be appearing on this umm…. [sarcastically] fantastic show. ||
 * FGM || Very well. Now let's stop talkin' and get cookin'!. Today our two
 * C || I think I'm going to make a beautiful cupcake ||
 * FGM || What about you Little Red Riding Hood? ||
 * LRRH || I think I'll make a gingerbread man. I was going to make an Apple Pie but then i remembered my friend Snow White and changed my mind. . . ||
 * FGM || Ok girls, take your benches and LET’S START COOKING! ||
 * || [C and LRRH go to benches] ||
 * FGM || [talking to camera] The girls have 1 hour in which to produce a mouth watering dish - which I will judge - that includes sugar. [walks over to Cinderella] Well this is all very neat isn’t it? ||
 * C || All of those years of cleaning up have rubbed off on me and taught me that being organised helps everything you do! ||
 * FGM || Ok then. . . now let’s go over to Little Red Riding Hood. [walks over to Little Red Riding Hood] This is all very ummm…. ||
 * LRRH || [wipes nose with hand and then puts hand in mixture] Yeah? ||
 * FGM || [hesitantly] . . . nice. . . ||
 * LRRH || Yeah, whatever. Let me get back to my cooking. ||
 * FGM || Absolutely! . . [rushes away with a look of disgust on her face] ||
 * FGM || [to camera] Well, as we can see the two contestants are busily working on their delicious cupcakes and gingerbread men. *lick lips* ||
 * C || Well, let's see. . . icing. . . ||
 * LRRH || Come back you! COOOOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ||
 * FMG || [confused] What on earth is going on here? ||
 * LRRH || [appears puffing and panting gripping struggling gingerbread man] Well, do you want the long story or the short? ||
 * FGM || Short, please! ||
 * LRRH || Once upon a time… ||
 * FGM || I said **//short!//** ||
 * LRRH || [impatiently] I was getting there! What happened was I was getting the gingerbread man out of the oven when he suddenly jumped off the tray and yelled "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the ginger bread man!" ||
 * GBM || Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the ginger bread man!" ||
 * FGM: || Oh my goodness me! . . ||
 * || [GBM escapes] ||
 * LRRH || GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! {//can we make it AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!}// [runs after GBM] ||
 * C || [Completely ignorant of what has just happened] Well, I’m almost done now. I just need to plate up. ||
 * LRRH || (to camera) [hysterical] Catch him, catch him, he's gone inside the. . . oh, never mind. There's still just enough time to get some ingredients together and make something. . . ||
 * FGM || [Flustered] (to camera) Well to call this a disaster would be an understatement! ||
 * C || [perfectly ‘plating up’ perfect cupcake] ||
 * LRRH || [Takes new terrible gingerbread man out of the oven] Well this isn’t what I was planning but it’ll have to do [chucks gingerbread man randomly on plate] [it lands face down] ||
 * FGM || 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2. . . 1. . . TIME’S **UP**! Bring your plates over to me to be judged [C and LRRH move over to where FGM is] [take a tiny bite of Cinderella's and Little Red Riding hood's - pretend not to show how terrible LRRH's is] And the winner is. . . CINDERELLA! ||
 * || [Cinderella smiling sweetly and curtsying, Little Red Riding Hood on her phone to he Grandma complaining and saying that the show was biased towards Cinderella] ||
 * GBM || [runs across in front of them] Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man! [Pops back on, camera sooms in on him] and besides, it’s THE END ||

 Ok this is my script. I added and subtracted and corrected grammar and ensured CONTINUITY. Please put any proposed cahnges in ur colour and don't get rid of anything without negotiation. Thank u 4 ur cooperation. Sorry 4 any inconvenience.

FGM: *cough* Um, are we on camer a? GRACE: Yes Tulip. FGM: Don't ever use my first name. *smile* Good evening and welcome to Fairyland Master Chef we have two special contestants. . . Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood, who is standing in for Sleeping Beauty, who pricked her finger on her sewing machine and has fallen into a coma. C: Hello everyone! LRRH:<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 106);"> Hi. . . FGM: So, Cinderella, how do you feel about being on the country's most famous cooking show? C: Well, I feel very honoured- it's a dream come true. *sing* FGM: *cough cough* And how about you Reddy? LRRH: First of all don't call me that. Oh, I feel pretty confident. . . my dear grandma just taught me the traditional family recipe. FGM: Very well. Now let's stop talkin' and get cookin'! Today C and LRRH will be cooking. . . GINGERBREAD MEN! *whisper to camera* We were going to do apple pie but then we heard about that poor Snow White. . . <span style="color: rgb(61, 7, 105);">(instead of this part) Very well. Now let's stop talkin' and let's start cookin'!. Today our two contestants will be doing the invention test. This is a test where they are given one ingredient and have to make a wonderful meal that includes this ingredent. Now let's reveal this week's ingredient [dramatic music] SUGAR!!!!! Now, Cinderella, what are you intending on making C: I think i'm going to make a beautiful cupcake FGM: What about you Little Red Riding Hood? LRRH: I think i', going to make a gingerbread man. I was going to make an Apple Pie but then i remembered my friend Snow White and changed my mind <span style="font-size: 96%; color: rgb(255, 0, 106); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif;">C: Yay! *clap* FGM: *fly away* C and LRRH: *start to settle into kitchen* LRRH: *take out the recipe grandma wrote* *talks to camera* Well, I've got my recipe here- I'm going to make a delicious mouth watering sensational delightful ginger bread man! At least, that's what I'm hoping for. . . FGM: *appears on scene* (excited) I'm sure it will be great. C: of course well i forgot. LRRH: *busily mix ingredients* *make numerous obvious mistakes* FGM: (to camera) Well, as we can see the two contestants are busily working on their delicious gingerbread. *lick lips* While they're busy I'll tell you a secret I am also the judge and *put gum in mouth and start chewing* by gum it'll be hard to choose. C: Well, let's see. . . eggs. . . butter. . . sugar. . . LRRH: Come back, you! COME BACK! FGM: (confused) What on earth is going on? LRRH: *appear puffing and panting gripping struggling gingerbread man* Well, do you want the long story or the short? FGM: Short, please! LRRH: Once upon a time- FGM: *interrupt* I said //short//! LRRH: Oh, well I was getting there. What happened was I was getting the gingerbread man out of the oven when he suddenly jumped off the tray and yelled "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the ginger bread man!" GBM: Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the ginger bread man!" FGM: Oh dear my goodness me. *faint* GBM: *escape* contestants <span style="font-size: 120%; color: rgb(255, 0, 106); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(255, 0, 106); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif;">LRRH: Arrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh! *run after GBM* C: (has no idea that that's just happened) Well, I'm almost done now. I just need to wait for my biscuits to finish baking then I'll be ready. I wonder how Little Red Riding Hood is doing? LRRH: (to camera) Catch him, catch him, he's gone inside the. . . oh, never mind. There's still a just enough time to get some ingredients together and make something. . . C: *take perfect gingerbread man out of oven and begin to pipe icing* Yippee, I'm nearly done. LRRH: *take her new (terrible) gingerbread man out of the oven* Well this isn't really what I was planning but *shrug* I'll have to hope for the best! FGM : (bedraggled after fainting spell) Well, it 's time to announce the winner. *take a tiny bite of Cinderella's and Little Red Riding hood's - pretend not to show how terrible LRRH's is* And the winner is. . . CINDERELLA! LRRH: *Sit on floor crying like baby* OR *storms off angrily* GBM: *run across* Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man! *pop back on* and besides, it's THE END.
 * Everyone gathers around table*

Sorry the size went weird but it's all big enough 2 read.

<span style="font-size: 144%; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Hi eveyone here is the new speech.... Fairy god mother:cough um are we on camera: yes tulip fgm: don't ever use my first name (suddenly smile) goooooood evening welcome to the fairy tale land master chef we have two special contestents miss cinderella and darling red riding hood, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 106);">who is standing for sleeping beauty because she pricked her finger on her sewing and has fallen into a coma. c: hello everone rrh:hi Fgm: so cinderella what do you feel being on the country's most famous cooking show? c:well i feel very honoured its a dream come true.(start singing) fgm: cough cough and how a bout you redy Rrh first of all dont call me that oh i feel pretty confident my dear grandma only just taught me the traditional family recipe. fgm very well now let's stop talkin and get cookin c:yay little claps Fgm: fly away cinderella and red riding hood starts to settle in there kitchen cubicles. C: oh now now i wonder what i'll make perhaps some fairy cupcakes or butterfly cookies (in deep thought) RRH:takes out the recipe grandma wrote: FGM: so what are you going to cook for us today RRH:well I've got my recipe here i'm going to make a delicious mouth watering sensational delightful ................................... ginger bread man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FGM (excited) i'm sure it will be great. C: now Now I really don't know what to make come on think cinders you should be good at thinking (pause idea comes) Oh I know I'll make a butterfly cup cake. FGM: (suddenly appears) So what are you cooking cindy? C: (surprised) oh I just had the greatest idea I'm going to make butterfly cup cakes. FGM: and where did that idea come from is it by combing butterfly cookies and fairy cupcakes? C (gasp) how did you know? FGM : well i was'nt born yesterday and I was your god mother you know C : of course well i forgot. Little red riding hood busily mixing the last bits of ingredients ( concentrating hard) FGM: well as we can see the two contestants are busily working on their delicious recipes (lick lips) while their busy i'll tell you a secret i am also the judge and from the performance they are doing today by gum it'll be hard to choose. C: well lets see eggs butter sugar LRRH:come back you come back FGM: (confused) what on earth is going on. Lrrh: well you want the long story or the short? FGM: short! LRRH: well it all started once upon a time FGM (interrupting) I said short! LRRH: oh, well I was getting the ginger bread man out of the oven when he suddenly jumped of and said run run as fast as you can you can't catch me i'm the ginger bread man GBM: run run as fast as you can you can't catch me i'm the ginger bread man FGM: oh dear me C well we're almost done now just need to wait to finish baking I wonder how little red riding hood is doing(hears screaming in the next room) Oh she must be doing really well! FGM catch it catch it its gone inside the ...... look this is hopeless (checks her watch) there 's still a little bit of time just get all the ingredients together and make something RRH good idea C (takes the cup cake out of the oven, it lookes perfect) yay we're finally done. RRH: ( takes Her new cake out of the oven it looks dreadful) well this really wasn't what I was planning for but (shrug) we'll have to hope for the best. Eveyone gathers up FGM : well it 's time to announce the winners.( takes a tiny bite of cinderella's dellicious and little red riding hood's pertends not to to taste disgusting. little re ridin hood sees this and sits on the floor crying like a baby. cinderella sees this and goes on the floor and cries to camera turns to fairy godmother she shrugs and suddenly the ginger bread man rans acros and says you can't catch me cos its THE END <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 106);"> well we've certainly come a long way but WE'RE NOT THERE YET.

<span style="font-size: 130%; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">This is a script that i quickly made about the parody of all of the Fairytales but i'm not sure if we'll use it so it's just a draft. If you want to make any changes to this script write it in italics in your colour underneath text. <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">

The Hood and the Slipper A Parody of All Fairy Tales <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Epilogue: Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood never caught the Gingerbread man and he is now number 2 on the Fairytale Police Departments Most wanted list (after the Bid Bad Wolf).
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Little Red Riding Hood (LRRH): || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hello and welcome to the Hood and the Slipper/ //<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 106);">Master Chef in Fairyland //. The cooking show hosted by me, Little Red Riding Hood ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cinderella (C) || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">And me, Cinderella. Today we will be showing you how to bake Apple Pie, actually we better not, remember our friend Snow White? Tee hee/ //<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 106);">He he he //. We'll make Gingerbread men instead. ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">LRRH || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">[starts getting ingredients out but putting it all in hands] To start with you will need flour, salt, baking soda, ground ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, butter, sugar [pile starts to wobble], 1 egg and some golden syyyyyrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuppppppppp [pile falls] ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">C || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Oh! Red riding hood what a mess! But instead of having to do all of the hard work ourselves I’ll just call my Fairy Godmother to fix it up [picks up mobile phone and starts dialling] Hi Fairy Godmother! Can you come around and help us with something? ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Fairy Godmother (FG) || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But I’m off with the fairies **//<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 106);">. . . //** ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">C || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">NO BUTS!!!! I’ll fire/<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 106);">//sack// you!!!!!!!!!! ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">FG || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">[Scared] I’ll be right there miss! [Appears in kitchen with crazy glasses] ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">C || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Little Red Riding Hood made a mess getting the ingredients out. Do you mind helping us clean up [acts bratty], you see, we really just can’t be bothered ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">FG || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">absolutely [flicks wand-mess goes everywhere] oh, sorry [flicks wand again-cleans up mess] ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">LRRH || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Do you just mind finishing the biscuits-I hate cooking but I need to make a living ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">FG || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">why should I? ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">LRRH || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">[Yelling] BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!! ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">FG || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Here we go! [cheeky grin] ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">[GINGER BREAD MAN COMES OUT OF OVEN AND STARTS WALKING AROUND] ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">C || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What is it doing?!? ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">FG || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cindy darling, you really need to catch up on your Fairytale Homework ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ginger Bread Man (GBM) || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">[pulling LRRH’s hair] you see, in my fairytale I come to live and become my cooks worst nightmare [dramatic music] ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">LRRH || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But she cooked you [Pointing at FG] ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">GBM || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Yes, but you made her ||
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">C || <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(61, 7, 105); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Pots and pans go everywhere] ||

The Fairy Godmother did get sacked after a number she failed to secure Cinderella’s rocky marriage to Prince Charming (she found out that he had saved and married over 7 other Princesses).

Little Red Riding Hood quit her job as co-presenter of the Hood and the Slipper and now the famous cooking show is know just ‘The Slipper’.